性福配对中

　　查理（沙鲁克·汗 Shahrukh Khan 饰）为了替遭奸商毒害而被诬陷成珠宝窃贼的父亲报仇，集结了身边的一众好友——一伙在生活中不得志但各怀绝技的小人物，开始了一场惊心动魄却又令人捧腹不禁的盗宝复仇之旅。为了顺利到达安放宝石的密室，他们在内心倾慕查理的美丽舞女的帮助下，打着参加世界舞蹈大赛的幌子，以拙劣的舞技匪夷所思地晋级了在迪拜举行的世界舞蹈大赛决赛，在新年之夜发起了历史上最大的钻石抢劫行动……

　　If there's one thing that the men of Rockford Texas love as much as their women, it's their guns. But when a gun incident at a neighborhood school spurs one stay at home mom, Jenna (Andrea Anders), to rethink Rockford's obsessive gun culture, life in this idyllic town is turned upside-down. Much to the chagrin of her husband, (Matt Passmore), Jenna ignites a movement by recruiting the women to withhold sex from the men until every gun in Rockford is vanquished. A wild and hilarious showdown ensues between the sexes. As tensions and libidos rise, the men and women of Rockford must decide what's really important: keeping the peace or getting a piece.

　　下等武士原之助因要求改革遭拒而杀掉了自己的主人。主人的女儿美佐和丈夫原田以及高手慎吾带领着众多的武士追杀原之助，原之助开始了自己的逃亡之旅。原之助在逃亡路上遇到了同样是下等武士的寿他，一门心思在河边和妻子一起淘金的寿他欲通过为部落淘金来摆脱自己下等武士的身份，但这样的淘金为政府所不允许。原之助想抢夺寿他的金子，三个流浪武士也对寿他的金子觊觎不已，追杀原之助的人马也赶到此地，而寿他的部落却想杀掉寿他以杀人灭口。有着相似遭遇的原之助和寿他之间可谓不打不成交，英雄惜英雄。三个流浪武士抓住了寿他的妻子胁迫寿他交出藏着的金子，美佐也遭到强奸，寿他部落的大批高手也纷至沓来，一场激战在所难免……

　　In the British countryside, the Harver family head out on an idyllic summer camping trip where they can bury past tensions and enjoy some family bonding. But when their camp is sabotaged by an unseen intruder in the night, they head to the nearby creepy old farm desperate for help, where vengeful farmer Hunt Hansen and his hideously deformed son aren't farming animals... Caged and waiting for their limbs to be severed, cooked and eaten one at a time, the Harver family must overcome their differences and unite in order to escape alive!