微微流露快感的单纯女仆

　　作家本·米尔斯回到他儿时的故乡——撒冷镇，为他的下一本书寻找灵感，却发现他的家乡正被一个嗜血的吸血鬼掠夺。

　　历经千辛万苦，好不容易和儿子阿翔（菅田将晖 饰）换回身体的日本第一百位首相武藤泰山（远藤宪一 饰），谁知竟在出国访问的途中再度与阿翔交换了灵魂，与此同时国会中许多议员也突然和某幼儿园的孩子交换了身体，场面打乱。这桩意外让秘书贝原（高桥一生 饰）焦虑不已，他们连忙准备小抄让阿翔背熟。出人意料的是，假冒首相居然在外事活动中表现的极为出色。在日本坐镇的泰山喜出望外，只有跟随在首相身边的贝原觉察出其中的异状，那就是有第三个人夺走了泰山的身体。为了查明真相，泰山在特工豪德寺义经（大仓孝二 饰）和中田薰（门胁麦 饰）的协助下追查制造了这一连串混乱的真凶。　　真相渐次浮出水面……

　　黑火药（迈克尔•加•怀特 Michael Jai White 饰）是黑人区知名的功夫高手、平民英雄。他的弟弟吉米新近被贩毒团伙杀害，同时掌握权势的参议员又取消了禁毒计划，结果导致街区毒品泛滥，于公于私，黑火药都必须捣毁贩毒团伙，然而和他一起参加过越战的中情局昔日同侪却警告他不能轻举妄动。这怎么可能阻止黑火药？这个到处留情身怀绝技的奇男子找来搭档“牛角”、“奶油玉米”，以及一票革命战士，向贩毒集团影响下的任何团伙发动了猛攻……他们从街头帮派一直杀到华人功夫集团，同时掌握了贩毒集团幕后人物意欲缩小黑人鸡鸡的极度邪恶计划，而此计划的策划人，分明指向了美国总统。那么，一场黑火药与美国总统之间的恩怨，将如何解决？

　　Jamez Bond is the lead character in Spoof, a frustrated one, since he's not able to figure out a way to complete his famous sentence: "My name is...", before getting shot. Yep, this is the news: finally, after 50 years, the gun in the gun-barrel sequence shoots our hero and several other challenges will arise, till the sky-fall... Leatherfaze from the Texas Chainzaw Mazzacre and the Alfraid Hitchcock silhouette, from the TV show will face no lesser complications in trying to turn a chainsaw on and in overcoming common fears, because the Master of Suspence will appear to be surprisingly more fearful than the victims in his movies... But he's in good company, since an animated Inspector Clouzeau, from The Pink Panfher's saga title sequence, won't prove to be brave enough in fighting a pink panther that's much wilder than we used to know... Rochy Balboa will show the other characters what it takes to fight your inner enemies, in "Rochy vs Ranbo", but won't be prepared for an unexpected ...